Enoch Burke says fellow prisoners respect him and even give him clothes and haircuts | BreakingNews.ie
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Really thought this would be a Waterford Whispers article
One lad tattooed his name inside a love heart onto the cheek of Enoch’s arse.
Oh dear, Enoch doesn’t understand being punked.
In exchange *for?.*.. 👀
I had heard that felching is all the rage in prisons. Confirmed I guess.
Sounds like someone doesn’t know that the other inmates have been shaving dicks into the back of his head.
Enoch will end up being the newest member of the Kinahan cartel running the West of Ireland division
If he becomes institutionalised he’ll never leave the place. As someone who’s used to a strict regime he may see it as home.
Goes to show if you’re an annoying, pontificating enough prick. People will do anything to shut you up.
If there’s one thing I know about prison, it’s never take anything off anyone. You don’t wanna be in debt for a pair of socks, we all know what you’d need to do to pay them off.
Was only thinking the other day, wonder has he managed to get any of them into his cult yet. A lot of people turn to religion when in prison, so not surprised by this.
Sounds fun.
Nobody in prison really gives a flying fuck what a person is in for once it’s nothing to do with a sex crime, crime against children or a crime against women for the most part.
Their not other prisoners, Encho, their prison staff…
Swapping jocks with his cellmate.
Enoch is Enoch…
I just wanna know where his family are getting the money for these infinite loop court cases.
I’m sure nobody in prison thinkes he’s a muppet because if he wanted to he could walk out of prison if he just promised to stay away from a school.
I heard he got a great “only god can judge me” tattoo from Damo on the 3rd floor.
Aye, sure they do Enoch.
5 years later…
Somehow, I imagine being in prison with him is like the most depressing episode of Oz.
So the other prisoners cut his hair and dress him up against his will. This seems about right.
I’m sure he got in quick about how he’s a bigger cunt than any of them. They bought it because it’s true.
It’s good that he’s settled in.
He’s someone’s bitch there…
… for blowjobs.
I can’t believe he’s still in prison, I’d completely forgot
I must admit I didn’t think much of Enoch first time I laid eyes on him. He might’a been important on the outside, but in here he was just a little turd in prison grays. Looked like a stiff breeze could blow him over. That was my first impression of the man.
Can the mods please delete all the homophobic comments on this thread, it’s sickening.
I’ve just realised we may have made a terrible mistake. He went in a lone voice howling at the moon. He could come out the leader of a cult made up of hundreds of the most violent members of Irish society.
What have we done!!!
Aye,
There are probably a lot of cunts in prison.
Enoch is playing the smart game here.. he has worked out the longer this drags out the more time he gets away from his family.. pop into court each month and throw a bunch of nonsense around, then back to his cell to relax with some smokes and pulling the cable off himself now mammy isnt around. And he still gets paid by the school
Particularly in the wing for men who stand around outside schools
Was bound to happen… I mean Tight Arse + Prison I’m sure he is the bell of the ball.
Enoch better watch out in Da Klink!
They are probably just being nice to him because they know he’s a craetor.
He’s such a fine well adjusted young man, just like his brother Ammi.
So the other prisoners are grooming him then?
His sister looks exactly like him with a wig on its mad
“fellow prisoners …. even give him clothes and haircuts”
I think that’s called grooming, Enoch?
Would love to know what they actually think lol