Burnley: Couple performed ‘sex act’ outside McDonald’s
https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/24919953.burnley-couple-performed-sex-act-outside-mcdonalds/
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Burnley: Couple performed ‘sex act’ outside McDonald’s
https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/24919953.burnley-couple-performed-sex-act-outside-mcdonalds/
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Googling the 2 names in the article brings up a litany of articles going back almost 15 years with offences of burglary, drink driving, vehicle theft etc.
Should have taken the opportunity to throw the book at them and put them on the sex offender registry for doing this at school opening times.
Everytime I’ve had sex it’s been “outside McDonald’s”. What do they want me to do? Have sex inside McDonald’s? I feel that might be unhygienic
They say that 90% of all crime is committed by 5% of the population. Seems to fit for some people.
I used to live in Melbourne. McDonalds, I used to drive by on my way home and had a brothel right beside it.
The moral of the story is that this is common.
Were they related to each other? How many fingers did they have?
He was speaking sweet nothings to her as she valiantly cleaned his penis with her mouth:
Him: “Do you like your McFlurry frothy?”
Her: “Oooh ye dirty bastid nom! nom! nom! nom!”
This “Paul Denwood” has a history of crimes.
Why not throw away the key at this point.
He either won’t or can’t be rehabilitated so why should they wider community suffer from his presence.
In February? In this weather? Makes me proud to be British.
Bit early, it’s not Valentine’s for nearly a week. I bet they’ve got they got their Easter eggs in too.
Didn’t see this on The Bank of Dave!
When they said it was sort of based on a true story, is this the stuff they left out?
Big Mac does it every time. Or the double whopper.
Everyone knows that sex in Burnley is only allowed _inside_ McDonald’s
Who the fuck is that horny at 8.30 in the fucking morning???? Im enjoying a sausage and egg muffin with a hash brown sandwiched in. I dont need a BJ chaser, thank you very much.
I’ll have a McRogering please, two fries, a McFacial, some Dickin MyNuggets, and a Double McHerpes.
I’m surprised they would dare risk it with all the little shits that tend to gather around and mouth off to people. Throw stuff. Then again, I guess you could say that the couple got fucked.
I’m from Burnley
This isn’t remotely the worst thing that’s happened outside that McDonald’s, I’m amazed This one made the news
Could have been worse, could have been inside. Ha Ha
That’s disgusting we should report them who has the link? Please share
Wonder if it’s the same woman. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2439959/amp/Drinking-cost-home-son-says-mother-month-binge-destroyed-looks.html
Age, name and location match up
Oh how classy and elegant. How they will look back fondly on such a beautiful act… Burger King is next!