>Tesla claims that it currently has two Optimus humanoid robots working autonomously in a factory, which would be a first.
>If there’s one good thing about this compensation package mess going on right now is that it almost looks like Tesla has a PR department again.
Conscious_Candy_5758 on
The link is very slow to open, and no video, just a tweet. Would like to see how it actually looks like
supified on
Tesla also made a lot of claims about the cybertruck not being a terrible vehicle. So I’m not really taking anything they say at face value anymore.
blazingwine on
Yes, and I have two buttholes that poop as if independent from each other. I am not going to show you. You just have to believe me
spastical-mackerel on
Meatbags like us are going to have to decide what to do about these before it’s too late.
vector_o on
“Tesla claims” = Elon thinks they’ll maybe do the thing in 2 years lmao
Boston dynamics doesn’t claim shit they just show it
rodeodoctor on
If only it was possible to, I don’t know, show them working?
NutellaGood on
Hopefully Elon will invent the moving image recorder so we can see this for ourselves.
youvebeengreggd on
As a long time and now reformed Tesla fan boy why would anyone believe anything this company says as long as it keeps Elon Musk at the table?
Stubot01 on
I mean, they only say they are ‘performing tasks’. I’m imagining them doing the lamest jobs possible. Perhaps one opens the door and the other closes it.
DennenTH on
Show it actively working or it didn’t happen.
And I expect its job to be more than waving hand for the claim to have any meaning.
Storyteller-Hero on
Two that they’re aware of.
*AI secretly has more built in a hidden factory…*
simplethingsoflife on
They’re probably just plugged in the corner and powered on pushing a random button that doesn’t really do anything. All just to say “hey they’re doing stuff!”
funwithdesign on
If they truly were autonomous, they’d choose to work somewhere else.
GravyCapin on
“Working autonomously” = turned on sat in the corner until I see a video of it doing something
skoomaking4lyfe on
Yeah, if they had anything like that, they’d be using it to dunk on the Figure 1.
EnigmaFactory on
My ketamine addicted friend makes up a lot of shit too.
whats_good_is_bad on
I have Google Gemini advanced and gpt-4 working in my office and they’re my two best employees.
ningaling1 on
Didn’t he also claim FSD next year like 10 years in a row?
amitkoj on
Tesla is business equivalent of a politician. How do you know they are lying ? Their lips are moving.
disintegration7 on
I have an autonomous humanoid robot girlfriend. Uh…you wouldn’t know her…she goes to a different school….uh…in Canada!
QueryCrook on
[Now look here Mr. Musk… It’s perfectly easy for somebody just to come along here to the BBC simply claiming… that they have a bit to spare in the botty department, but the point is Mr. Musk, our viewers need proof.](https://youtu.be/TbN9doxZusQ?si=tjEhxs8gv3hltodL)
Jadty on
I don’t think so lol. Last time they demoed it it was moving worse than ASIMO from 20 years ago. Nothing against Elon personally, but lately he just loves to bullshit and exaggerate claims.
Florafly on
“Tesla claims” means and counts for absolutely nothing, surely.
Dull-Wrangler-5154 on
Working as coffee tables. Elon is the biggest piece of lying shit.
thirteenwide on
If Elon musk is making claims about how good his tech is. It’s a lie
airtooss on
as you can see now the bot can use its left hand too, gen 2 ^.^
Apey23 on
And I have a bag of magic beans for sale if anyone is interested.
lazyFer on
“Tesla claims…”
so what? These claims always seem to coincide with a need to keep share price high.
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>Tesla claims that it currently has two Optimus humanoid robots working autonomously in a factory, which would be a first.
>If there’s one good thing about this compensation package mess going on right now is that it almost looks like Tesla has a PR department again.
The link is very slow to open, and no video, just a tweet. Would like to see how it actually looks like
Tesla also made a lot of claims about the cybertruck not being a terrible vehicle. So I’m not really taking anything they say at face value anymore.
Yes, and I have two buttholes that poop as if independent from each other. I am not going to show you. You just have to believe me
Meatbags like us are going to have to decide what to do about these before it’s too late.
“Tesla claims” = Elon thinks they’ll maybe do the thing in 2 years lmao
Boston dynamics doesn’t claim shit they just show it
If only it was possible to, I don’t know, show them working?
Hopefully Elon will invent the moving image recorder so we can see this for ourselves.
As a long time and now reformed Tesla fan boy why would anyone believe anything this company says as long as it keeps Elon Musk at the table?
I mean, they only say they are ‘performing tasks’. I’m imagining them doing the lamest jobs possible. Perhaps one opens the door and the other closes it.
Show it actively working or it didn’t happen.
And I expect its job to be more than waving hand for the claim to have any meaning.
Two that they’re aware of.
*AI secretly has more built in a hidden factory…*
They’re probably just plugged in the corner and powered on pushing a random button that doesn’t really do anything. All just to say “hey they’re doing stuff!”
If they truly were autonomous, they’d choose to work somewhere else.
“Working autonomously” = turned on sat in the corner until I see a video of it doing something
Yeah, if they had anything like that, they’d be using it to dunk on the Figure 1.
My ketamine addicted friend makes up a lot of shit too.
I have Google Gemini advanced and gpt-4 working in my office and they’re my two best employees.
Didn’t he also claim FSD next year like 10 years in a row?
Tesla is business equivalent of a politician. How do you know they are lying ? Their lips are moving.
I have an autonomous humanoid robot girlfriend. Uh…you wouldn’t know her…she goes to a different school….uh…in Canada!
[Now look here Mr. Musk… It’s perfectly easy for somebody just to come along here to the BBC simply claiming… that they have a bit to spare in the botty department, but the point is Mr. Musk, our viewers need proof.](https://youtu.be/TbN9doxZusQ?si=tjEhxs8gv3hltodL)
I don’t think so lol. Last time they demoed it it was moving worse than ASIMO from 20 years ago. Nothing against Elon personally, but lately he just loves to bullshit and exaggerate claims.
“Tesla claims” means and counts for absolutely nothing, surely.
Working as coffee tables. Elon is the biggest piece of lying shit.
If Elon musk is making claims about how good his tech is. It’s a lie
as you can see now the bot can use its left hand too, gen 2 ^.^
And I have a bag of magic beans for sale if anyone is interested.
“Tesla claims…”
so what? These claims always seem to coincide with a need to keep share price high.