
Russian Regional Boss Orders Businesses to Find Army ‘Volunteers’ Among Employees. Per a mandatory quota system now in effect, a small business must “identify” at least two suitable staff members for military service. Big businesses have to cough up five “candidates.”
https://www.kyivpost.com/post/73023
Posted by ByGollie

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They are desperate
In and out in 3 days.
Notice how small, independent businesses are screwed over big businesses owned by friends with the respective quotas. Far easier for a big business to get rid of people without having to close.
I double checked this info and it seems true. Might work in a short-term on a battlefield, but it is definitely not good for long-term economy.
Totally normal behaviour from the second most advanced army in the world
The thought of my employer getting to choose whether I like or die is scary to me. However, imagine being the corporate guy who picks which of his coworkers should go die in a meat grinder.
Hahahaha what the actual fuck.
Imagine your boss having to decide who to send into the meat grinder.
I personally know some former bosses that would LOVE this opportunity. Especially if they could have this power over employees they’ve already fired.
Or they could opt to have another one of those revolutions they used to brag about and get rid of the current Tsar………..
Hot new way to get rid of your most incompetent staff.
Can I pick a colleague to send to Russia? I have someone in mind…
Yeah, the boss will identify “volunteers”. Then the government will “convince” them to sign up for service.
Nice. Do this in Moscow as well, please.
Stal… I mean Putin’s purges are well underway. We’re carbon copying the 1930’s all over the place.
Dear Comrade,
I hope this email finds you well
Good time to be unemployed… I guess?
Waiting for the Ruzzian press gangs to tour round bars rounding up meat-fodder at gunpoint.
The boss called me into the office, and for a second, I actually thought I was getting a raise. Instead, I’m headed to war. Definitely the worst day at the office.”
Adversity hire
3 Days military operation 🤣 It’s going 👍🏼
Hopefully Russia does not come back from this. They are a giant fkin thorn in the side of the whole world. I know I know, they are not the only ones, but still.
That’s as good an indication as you could have that things aren’t going well. Hmmm.
so, mobilization in other words
I’m glad I’m not in Russia because my boss fucking hates, he’d absolutely send to the meat grinder
nothing motivates like a quota from the top
Performance reviews just got more spicy.
Wow and I think I have problems In my job. I’m gonna stop complaining … “boss.. I’m suffering burnout” boss: “leave it with Me”
Did they run out of criminals and homeless people already?
Low morale? More beatings…
How many workers are just gonna snap and start killing their bosses?
Like, if you as a russian man get picked by your boss to go die in a meatgrinder, why in the world would you not just go medieval on their ass?
Clear signs of winning if you ask me.
Finally get to deal with that guy who microwaves fish in the breakroom.
reminds me of ww2 when the Germans started to pull guys out of the factories, design bureaus and diplomatic services to serve as grunts.
Easy, just don’t work, honest labor was a hoax anyway
Eh, it’s a weird thing. The order itself contains zero sanctions for not sending anyone. And “candidates” kind of implies that some zealous and/or scared employers might send someone, that someone gets offered a contract with the military, they say “no” and leave.
Aand, potentially, prosecutor’s office might have a field day with this one, because recruitment is the federals’ job, and you don’t do federals’ job.
It must be pretty wild in the LinkedIn bros (Russian edition) sphere rn.
Plenty of fellas in Moscow and SPB to choose from.
Well that can’t be good for their already strained economy.
Sounds like businesses have the opportunity for a little housecleaning.
He is so cute, just like Stalin
How is this different from conscription?
Russian The Office would turn out to be a really dark comedy