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    1. PatternRecogniser on

      I could not care any less about this kid. Violent criminal going and getting lost in the mountains because he’s on copious amounts of drugs, it’s hardly worthy of being news.

    2. BojackGorseman on

      He was but they’ve had to pull a Weekend at Bernie’s on him

      If you look closely you can see the strings attached to his limbs

    3. TheLegendOfMart on

      I’m sorry someone is lost if they are genuinely lost but why is this guy getting so much coverage in the news over every other missing person?

    4. TheFlaccidChode on

      I heard they’re going to deploy Philip Schofield, one sniff of a old pair of boxers and he’ll be in the scent like a bloodhound

    5. I think it’s all just a load of shit to get him this 30k that he supposedly owes, as that’s the amount they raised with the gofundme, but I could be wrong

    6. I’ll take their word for it. We’re done here, call off the search. Let’s all kick back in this blistering heat instead.  

    7. PalpitationCurrent24 on

      If he’s found chilling out somewhere, they should bill him the full cost of the search and rescue mission.

      Anyway what happened with regards the 2 40 year old men who he went to stay with the night before? Isn’t that a bit odd?

      Last I heard they’ve both flown back to the UK and police aren’t interested on speaking to them…

    8. Novacain-deficiency on

      Why’s this getting so much coverage.

      Harry Kanes been missing since the 16th of June, no one’s sent the police to Germany

    9. He was alive and well, but after reports Jay was seen watching England play last night, Spanish police are fearing the worse.

    10. What am I missing in the story?

      Is there something extra driving this? Is it the violent criminal past?

    11. TheLimeyLemmon on

      This sounds like one of the elaborate ideas people on Facebook groups have been coming up with to coax him from wherever he is.

      “He was missing for days, but then he remembered England are playing.”