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    1. heresyourhardware on

      > In a statement, his office said

      You think your job is rough, imagine being Prince Andrew’s Comms person

    2. “And how hard did you find it, was there much red tape involved?”

      “Ah, it was no sweat”

    3. Wise-Chocolate-2247 on

      He’s probably going to stay at his luxury residence next year instead of a hotel or the British embassy 🤣

    4. > China’s embassy in the UK has denied the espionage claim saying “some individuals in the UK are always eager to fabricate baseless ‘spy’ stories targeting China”.

      Don’t sweat it guys, he is hardly the worst person Prince Andrew has considered a close friend.

    5. Andy might be considered to have a very dubious moral and financial history. Sold his house at an inflated rate to a foreign business man, friends with Epstein, paid £12 million to a woman he had never met for sex he hadn’t had with her, friends with a Chinese bloke who is a possible spy.

      Good job he doesn’t sweat.

    6. Waste-Block-2146 on

      Nonce and a spy. Wish there was a system where we could vote and whoever gets voted the most fucks off to a different planet.

    7. “I spent a weekend at his house to tell them I had to break off my friendship with them due to their spying. It wouldn’t have been honourable to do that over the phone”

    8. wedding_shagger on

      Hopefully he didn’t take the chickens way out, and instead showed leadership by going to stay with him to say to him that they can’t be friends anymore.

    9. Yes-no-possible on

      This reminds me of why I am a life long republican.

      But for an accident of birth, this twat could be your head of state.

    10. The Grand Old Duke of York
      He had a Chinese Friend
      Then MI5 came along
      And he never saw him again

      Oh the

      Grand Old Duke of York
      He had 12 million quid
      He gave it all to a woman he never met
      For something he never did

      Oh the…

    11. LightBackground9141 on

      This dude could kill somebody in front of the world and it would get brushed under the rug.

    12. Geoffthecatlosaurus on

      He went to do this in person while staying at their house and then went for a long walk with said alleged spy in a famous park but he has ceased all contact.

    13. It’s like he’s allergic to good press. He succeeds in snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, over and over again.

    14. Ok-Reporter-7870 on

      “It can’t possibly be me, as since the war I’ve developed an allergy to Chinese food” – please, please, please let this man give another interview

    15. TheSmokingHorse on

      I hear Prince Andrew’s three closest friends were Jeffrey Epstein, a Chinese spy and a homeless guy at the park who has sex with seagulls.

    16. I paid a brain damaged tramp to act as an interested well spoken investor and overall, a full time dodgy bloke.

      Literally had him floating around Knightsbridge and literally found a “Prince Andrew” stuck to him. Sometimes it’s just that easy folks.

    17. This guy single handedly gives lie to all the conspiracy theories about our nefarious and murderous monarch and government, because he is a 100% thoroughbred liability and yet still here fucking up.

    18. Efficient_Sky5173 on

      Epstein, Chinese spy businessman,…

      Birds of a feather, flock together.

      Love for money. He has everything material that a human can possibly have. But he wants more. Greedy as a pig.

    19. PM_ME_BEEF_CURTAINS on

      I remember when he ceased contact with his friend, schoolteacher Simon Warr

      It was after he connected him to some spectacular solicitors for his noncery trial, after the colossal joke of a not guilty verdict and the book detailing the “ordeal, and after Warr was hired by the BBC

      In fact, only death separated Andrew from his friend, the nonce

    20. IllustratorGlass3028 on

      Just put him in an iron head cast and hide him in the tower..,.what a completely entitled child that is a complete embarrassment to his family and our country.

    21. JewelerAdorable1781 on

      I for one have complete confidence in the sounds that come from such an ‘honourable’ persons privileged mouth. Gawd bless em.