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    1. InternetProviderings on

      I wish this idiot had been the first in line to the throne after Lizzie – would have sped up the end to these parasites.

      We need a really bad queen/king to get rid of this ridiculous institution.

    2. What’s Xmas without the crazy uncle who comes round once a year and regales everyone with whatever shenanigans he’s been up to?

    3. Until we’ve finally built the Geological Disposal Facility he’ll have to remain in temporary storage with the rest of Britain’s radioactive waste.

    4. What an absolute solid gold twat he is. All that privilege and it still wasn’t enough for the greedy, entitled wanker.

    5. Poor Prince Andrew wishes it was the 40s, then you could rape and molest as much as you liked, and it would be the womans fault.

    6. JewelerAdorable1781 on

      This guy again, let you into a little secret. When ever I get depressed or angry I just watch his interview on the BBC with Matlis. It just magically brings a smile, the man’s a 4kin 24 crt rsole of biblical proportions. Now he’s getting rid of evidence concerning Chinese Spies. Liability don’t cover how arrogant and stupid, with a mental age of a mediocre 12 year old. Remember his superpower ‘no sweating’. Really.

    7. Hjaltlander9595 on

      BREAKING NEW – nonce uncle not allowed at Christmas dinner.

      (Jettison these parasites FFS. What is this country)

    8. Additional_Net_9202 on

      I think the man needs to be left alone and allowed to make a new start. I think there comes a time to draw a line.
      Fresh start. Give him a council flat and universal credit, I’ll even support him not having to go through the 8 week waiting and assessment period. He can start again on an equal footing with any other free citizen, it’s only fair.

    9. CranberryPuffCake on

      Omg and I also won’t be seeing my Dad for Christmas this year (again). Who the fuck cares?!

    10. I wouldn’t have been able to sleep a wink tonight without confirmation of this news. Thanks Sky News.

    11. NuggetKing9001 on

      Oh does he have a state secret selling meeting? Or a shagging kids on a paedophile island one? Everyone’s just so booked up this time of year.

    12. > Prince Andrew has been present over the festive period at Sandringham for the last two years, but will not attend this year

      I’m sure William and Kate don’t want this nonce anywhere near their children.

    13. Love how the press has a good collection of Andrew pulling a “oh shit what have I done now” face.

    14. It’s so ridiculous that people, born into this shit, should be allowed to do anything more than open a fucking supermarket.

      Andrew needs to fuck off to his ranch and never poke his head out again. Charles needs to wind it all down now. They can keep one of their houses each, the rest can be converted into things we actually need.

    15. Significant-Gene9639 on

      I don’t understand how Andrew is still alive and kicking. He’s been awful for not only the institution of the monarchy, but also for a lot of powerful global business people, the nobility of the UK, and now even China!

      He’d be gone for treason in any previous century I think.

    16. im sure many people across this nation will be more than willing to have him at their christmas. this country loves their royals afterall.

    17. Agreeable_Falcon1044 on

      Genuinely how hilarious is it to fuck up a ceremonial position so much that you can’t even be trusted to smile for a pic

    18. VictoriouslyAviation on

      Creepy pizza uncle with sweat patches doesn’t come?

      Catherine – ‘Honestly Bill I’ve fucking done it this year. Literally cancer. I can’t have that non sweaty noncing wanker coming – we have three kids…!’

      Prince William ‘yep get it but…’

    19. MeasurementTall8677 on

      He is like a charactarure of the wealthy idiot son, dumb, arrogant & pompous, feeling he is entitled to a freebie lifestyle.

      One of the funnier comments leaked from inside was that this is what happens when the tax payer doesn’t provide him with a fuller staff to advise & protect him from contact with people he shouldn’t be in contact with.

      They actually thought that they could leverage his grift & greed to get something more out of it.

    20. Oh boohoo.

      He deserves nothing less than complete expulsion from any public events or royal gatherings permanently.

      Utterly disgraceful individual whom should be sat in a 4 by 4 cell.